Okay, sure, I’m a life-long Seahawks fan. We had an amazing run in the mid-eighties, and had a very nice run about a decade ago…but this team is meh.
Here I am with my friend Todd…he didn’t want to go. I had to PAY HIM to go with me. That’s how mediocre they are.
And they gave him a free hat so as not to complain…tha6’s how bad the marketing department knows the Seahawks are.
(Just kidding…Todd didn’t get a free hat…which sucks, as they owe us for our time)